Sean-G's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[World Domination]

Horrible.

The graphics were nice, and the concept could have been great. If it were not for painstakingly slow gameplay and incredibly unintelligent AI. The last enemy and I just sat there blocking each others attacks and making weapons for about 2 hours. If either of us got subs or ground troops more than once every 20 weapon makes, maybe the game wouldn't have grinded to such a slow and painful halt. Or perhaps if the upgrades that you have to BUY, were included. I am certianly not going to buy this game, and the fact that you have to pay for it is ridiculous. The AI, continued to send diplomats to me, even after I was the only enemy left on the map, and I was attacking him. Eventually, I just let him kill me hoping for at least a cool game over movie. boom, boom...FUCK. Nothing but a cheesy backdrop and the words GAME OVER. Wow. This sucked.

[Autopsy]

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The last asshole who posted ruined it for me. Great idea though. Geez, idiots who give stuff away in reviews just piss me off...I always read the last review before viewing a video.

[Windows RG Build 207]

It had all the wondows elements!

Excellent. So much to do! Keep those movies and games coming!

[General, Stick Suicide]

It seems they always end in.....

....OH SHIT.


Except of course when the kitty tore them up.....damn rabies....

[Ballz (NG Ver)]

Oh yeah!!!

That is great fun! That little face is my favorite ball! I am downloading the full version right now! Guess who holds the high score? I do!! I played it for like an hour. Finger is sore though...


~Make more great stuff!~

MaxxRafen responds:

I'm glad you liked it so much.... I'm sure you'll be much pleased with the full version....
(Though your favorite face might not be your favorite anymore!?)
Feel free to drop me an E-Mail sumtime or just post on my message board....

[Nintendo Rpg (Finished)]

Crap.

What the hell??? How is this on the top list!!!! All you do is click to win.....it is impossible to lose!!! CHOICES ARE ALL MADE FOR YOU!!! You can choose between attack and magic.....whoopdeedoo! And the charactors are all stolen from nintendo games!!! Not an original charactor...besides that gay looking grim reaper!

[Random Excuse Machine]

Hardy har!

I would love to write a long review, but I have to SPONGE MY HAIRY LEGS.